Crazy Cat Lady's Grocery List

Friskies canned food (Muffy likes salmon paté)

Lint roller---ten pack

Chubby Hubby ice cream

Real hubby

Chocolate bar

Chocolate syrup

Chocolate hubby

Is the milk expired? I don’t know.

Chocolate milk

---Does Muffy like chocolate?

Three boxes of tissues, one for each television.

REMINDER: Go to Redbox. Is there anything with that Ryan Gosling? 

Mmm... Ryan Gosling. 

I wonder if he likes cats...

Try to find at store.

For All One Knows

Perhaps

one day

we’ll leave,

neglect

the lives

we lead.

Perhaps 

one day

we’ll grow,

possess

ourselves

and know

Perhaps

we’re more

than bones,

stale minds,

and student loans.